octavekitten:

on Wednesdays we wear black. #lief

octavekitten:

on Wednesdays we wear black. #lief

geekishchic:

nuuku:

turtle-ambulance:

fun fact: “nolo” is latin for “do not want” so if someone says yolo you can say nolo and they’ll think its just a stupid comeback but in all actuality you’re speaking latin which is classy as shit so haha the jokes on them

and it means “(you’re) embarrassing” in finnish so it’s double joke on them

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fob-ulous:

head like a steel trap, wish i didnt i didnt i didnt i didnt i didnt i didnt i didnt i didnt i didnt i didnt i didnt i didnt i didnt i didnt i didnt i didnt i didnt i didnt i didnt i didnt i didnt i didnt i didnt i didnt i didnt i didnt i didnt i didnt i didnt i didnt didnt i didnt i didnt i didnt i didnt i didnt i didnt i didnt i didnt i didnt i didnt i didnt didnt i didnt i didnt i didnt i didnt (x 3786) I DONT

Imagine this:
Instead of waiting in her tower, Rapunzel slices off her long, golden hair with a carving knife, and then uses it to climb down to freedom.
Just as she’s about to take the poison apple, Snow White sees the familiar wicked glow in the old lady’s eyes, and slashes the evil queen’s throat with a pair of sewing scissors.
Cinderella refuses everything but the glass slippers from her fairy godmother, crushes her stepmother’s windpipe under her heel, and the Prince falls madly in love with the mysterious girl who dons rags and blood-stained slippers.

Imagine this:
Persephone goes adventuring with weapons hidden under her dress.
Persephone climbs into the gaping chasm.
Or, Persephone uses her hands to carve a hole down to hell.
In none of these versions is Persephone’s body violated unless she asks Hades to hold her down with his horse-whips.
Not once does she hold out on eating the pomegranate, instead biting into it eagerly and relishing the juice running down her chin, staining it red.
In some of the stories, Hades never appears and Persephone rules the underworld with a crown of her own making.
In all of them, it is widely known that the name Persephone means Bringer of Destruction.

Imagine this:
Red Riding Hood marches from her grandmother’s house with a bloody wolf pelt.
Medusa rights the wrongs that have been done to her.
Eurydice breaks every muscle in her arms climbing out of the land of the dead.

Imagine this:
Girls are allowed to think dark thoughts, and be dark things.

Imagine this:
Instead of the dragon, it’s the princess with claws and fiery breath
who smashes her way from the confines of her castle
and swallows men whole.

'Reinventing Rescuing,' theappleppielifestyle. (via theappleppielifestyle)

YES. FUCKING YES.

(via willdixonmusic)

no1twerkslikegaston:

the writing for this movie is so under appreciated

transetheralbrimwylf:

soradiesinkh3:

princexneeshydoomcuddles:

whenyouwishupondisney:

annaoflovelyarendelle:

anna-loves-kristoff:

ahahhaha so perfect

YES YES YES YES

Yes to all!

This parody gave their mom more dialogue than she had in the movie

I WOULD HAVE WATCHED THIS VERSION

"Oh wow. You guys are bad parents."

disneyprincesssnarks:

a-little-bi-furious:

skeptikhaleesi:

brownglucose:

nextyearsgirl:

The absence of women in history is man made.

How petty

just look at babe ruth’s face tho
so confused
so lost
i love it

Men are such babies omg

daily reminder that dudebros are fucking weak

disneyprincesssnarks:

a-little-bi-furious:

skeptikhaleesi:

brownglucose:

nextyearsgirl:

The absence of women in history is man made.

How petty

just look at babe ruth’s face tho

so confused

so lost

i love it

Men are such babies omg

daily reminder that dudebros are fucking weak

ameliap2009:

utsuroichijo:

murasaki-me:

redsuns-n-orangemoons:

shybairnsget-nowt:

americas-liberty:

Students Fed Up With Michelle Obama’s School Lunch Overhaul — Menu-Item Snapshots Spell Out Why

Wow that is depressing. 

okay but is that michelle’s fault for pushing for healtheir lunches or is it school districts’ faults for cutting corner by cutting calories but not making lunch any healthier?

let’s look into it.

^^^Agreed. She is trying. School boards aren’t.

Yeah that looks like some of exactly the same shit they served when I was in highschool but less of it.

Yup. Districts rather give out shitty food instead of spending more money by making it healthier. 

Afternoon snack! #macrons #frillylife #yum #fave #parisbaguette

Afternoon snack! #macrons #frillylife #yum #fave #parisbaguette

wine-drunk-lover:

cupidsshotgun:

never forget the time a fan actually made alex gaskarth nervous enough to blush during a show.

his blush is redder than me trying to get a tan and failing